The Return of Sammy the Seagull


Smackitty, crackitty, whack, smack, crack.
That bloody annoying seagull’s back!
It bangs its beak on our windowpane,
And expects me to feed it again and again.
What a fat lot of good our cats are too.
They sit and stare as it gobbles their food.
It’s driving me mental. It needs a good smack.
Cricketty battery, swingitty, whack!


2 responses to “The Return of Sammy the Seagull

  • Jo

    LOL so true living here! I put some biscuits in a bowl on the garage roof for Belle as she likes to be out in this weather. Big mistake. Two minutes later it was like like watching Hitcock but with way bigger birds attacking each other to get to it and now I cannot even get the bowl back as it is in the middle of the roof where they all attempted to carry the whole thing of with them! lol

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