It’s a nasty little ‘must-do’ chore that really irritates.
I’d cook more meals probably, if someone washed the tins.
Instead I stick with Pot Noodles fit only for the bins.
“I’ll leave the plates and wash them later,”
Says the great procrastinator.
Half past ten, they’re still not wet,
And now the only way to get
The food off’s with a chisel.
It’s a total donkey’s pizzle.
The Washing Up