This kitten’s mad! (It has to be –
That’s requisite to live with me)
It throws itself off cupboard tops
And never seems to bloody stop
Its bombing round and shredding stuff,
And biting me! Enough’s enough!
It’s always bloomin’ eating things.
It’s like a beanbag on a string
That’s going ape. Destroy it must,
The sofa’s now a heap of dust
And broken joists in one big heap.
I’m tired. Won’t it ever sleep?
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August 2nd, 2013 at 10:52 am
Well….it was a stray was it not? Think about it some one got rid of him not because he was nice but he is a mad cat! He’d fit right in here at the NCO Zoo!
August 2nd, 2013 at 12:20 pm
It’s not the madness that bothers me, but the fact that I can’t get anything done.
August 2nd, 2013 at 12:59 pm
That will drive anyone to maddness….well here we are already quite mad!
August 2nd, 2013 at 11:03 am
Good kitty, what a good kitty…whose name is Smudge, right? Such a fun poem! 🙂
August 2nd, 2013 at 12:21 pm
Yes, Smudge…although I’m thinking of changing it to ‘ARGH! Stop biting me!!’
August 18th, 2013 at 12:20 pm
*giggles* Nah, it’s too common a name.
Love that you have a new spikey ball of fur!
August 18th, 2013 at 5:43 pm
I think its gears are bust. It’s permanently stuck in fifth.
August 2nd, 2013 at 11:27 am
Sounds like you described my son:D
August 2nd, 2013 at 12:21 pm
You poor sod. At least the kitten’ll be grown up in about a year’s time.
August 2nd, 2013 at 12:24 pm
He really really compensates (and get’s everything!) due to amazing cuteness. but yeah, he is exatly like this! Chewing on the sofa?CHeck! Breaking every electrical device in house? Check! Sleeps approximately 4 hours out of 24,and even that with waking up to check whats going on? Check x milion 😀
August 2nd, 2013 at 12:26 pm
Four hours out of every twenty-four? I should be so lucky.
August 2nd, 2013 at 11:57 am
please tell me you don’t have a new cat
August 2nd, 2013 at 12:24 pm
Okay. Er…
August 2nd, 2013 at 4:35 pm
lol…..totally rethinking our deal!!! 😀
August 2nd, 2013 at 4:58 pm
The Kitten Pickling factory is off then?
August 2nd, 2013 at 5:01 pm
I would be terrified to open the jar by the time she got here!! You would have to mail the mallet, too!!
August 2nd, 2013 at 9:00 pm
But it’s cute.x
August 2nd, 2013 at 9:02 pm
It’s disgracefully cute…even when its got its teeth sunk into my arm.
August 2nd, 2013 at 9:14 pm
:)x
August 2nd, 2013 at 10:17 pm
Ahhh… the ‘joys’ of parenting…..
August 2nd, 2013 at 10:49 pm
It’s good to see the correct use of inverted commas there.
August 3rd, 2013 at 3:30 am
Hehehehe good little Smudge =D
August 4th, 2013 at 9:34 pm
aw, how cute:)
August 4th, 2013 at 9:56 pm
Not at four in the morning when it’s biting my toes.
August 4th, 2013 at 9:58 pm
ouch. sorry about that . it is still kinda cute. 🙂