They gathered now at Eskham, in their wellies, like a flock of ducks,
The farmyard full of cats who’d left the barn to take a closer look,
And gazed out on the field, half-submerged in storm light, studying
The earthworks underneath the grass. Then with tape measures, trowels and pins
They started systematically to draw up diagrams that were
At best inaccurate, at worse a difficult to work out blur,
Their minds made up already there was nothing ancient here to see,
Just mud and banks and stuff that didn’t smack of archaeology.
Raised voices broke the thickening air. I’m told that the collective noun
For archaeologists’s an ‘argument’. It seems someone had found
A piece of brick, Victorian, no doubt from the old cattle shed
Now gone, but still on 1847 maps, and so they said
There wasn’t anything of any value here from history,
And pleased with what they’d done retired to the farmhouse for their tea,
While I just stood there in the earthworks, hardly caring any more,
Knowing experts years ago found half a Roman farm next door.
August 7, 2013
August 7th, 2013 at 9:51 pm
Did they all act like the drunkards and go to the pubs after tea?
August 7th, 2013 at 10:57 pm
Don’t hate me cause I am happy now it won’t last!
August 7th, 2013 at 10:58 pm
No…they went home and, to the best of my knowledge, never went back.
August 7th, 2013 at 11:03 pm
Lazy bastards indeed!
August 7th, 2013 at 11:42 pm
Not lazy…just archaeologically ignorant.
August 7th, 2013 at 11:11 pm
I would like it if you followed my blog I really value your opinion! only if its okay though
August 7th, 2013 at 11:43 pm
I was already following…but on my other account. I should have checked really.
August 7th, 2013 at 10:27 pm
Archaeology digs seem like glorified treasure hunts with no guaranteed treasure. Doesn’t sound like it would be much fun.
August 7th, 2013 at 11:00 pm
No…that’s treasure hunting. Real archaeological digs require an array of knowledge concerning stratigraphy, antiquity and other salient disciplines. I’ve always enjoyed excavating…when I’m in charge, at any rate.
August 8th, 2013 at 12:56 am
Indiana Jones is misleading then.
August 8th, 2013 at 12:58 am
Very. He wouldn’t be allowed to join the Council of British Archaeology, I know that much.
August 7th, 2013 at 10:49 pm
Half a farm… like half a worm…
August 7th, 2013 at 11:01 pm
The other half is still under Eskham…masquerading as a Victorian brick field, apparently.
September 26th, 2013 at 2:10 am
LOL that comment just put the icing on 🙂