And in some corrugated field, a tower pointed at the clouds.
It dated from a bygone age, the soil around its base now ploughed
And fat with oats. In rough hewn blocks, precariously balanced stairs
Coiled upwards in a tightened spiral, hanging in the empty air,
Whilst arches held the walls above the swaying ocean of the crops,
And in the darkness just beyond came snorting sounds. We bravely stopped,
Convinced that we had seen six eyeballs blinking in the murky dark,
And egging one another on, we peered into the dungeon’s heart,
Where evil moaned in ghostly tones and demons shuffled in the deep,
Then screaming ran, as three brown cows emerged from where they’d been asleep.
August 21, 2013
August 21st, 2013 at 3:47 pm
They must have been the three witches from Macbeth in disguise.
August 21st, 2013 at 3:53 pm
Actually they were just using the dungeons/cellars/whatever was under the arches as somewhere to cool off. It was a hot afternoon, as I recall. And cows make a lot of noise when they’re cooling off…as the people over the road demonstrate on a daily basis.
August 22nd, 2013 at 12:58 am
Don’t think I’ll be visiting this particular place. Brown cows popping up out of nowhere creeps me out.
August 22nd, 2013 at 11:08 am
Cows and sheep…one (or possible two) of the hazards of living round these parts.
August 22nd, 2013 at 1:52 am
What a cool story!
August 22nd, 2013 at 11:09 am
Moo.
August 22nd, 2013 at 5:20 am
Haha – cows can pass as anything!! 😆 I had a scary thing about cows when I was little – they were all monsters – from Dr Who!! 😀
August 22nd, 2013 at 11:11 am
The Planet of the Cows. Hmm…
August 22nd, 2013 at 11:01 am
Better than a herd of randy billy goats rampaging out of the dark 😉
August 22nd, 2013 at 11:13 am
Goats can climb. They were probably halfway up the walls somewhere.
August 22nd, 2013 at 7:49 pm
Sounds like a mooooooving experience!~
August 22nd, 2013 at 7:57 pm
Udderly. 🙂
August 22nd, 2013 at 8:07 pm
Oooo, I can see you’re gping to milk it for all it’s worth…
August 23rd, 2013 at 12:00 am
Actually there’s only so many bovine puns in the world, so perhaps not.
August 23rd, 2013 at 6:56 am
ah, buta hoof remark could have branched into sheep or goats….. 🙂 pity, I thought twould be fun 🙂